This is like working for a dotcom

My back has been killing me this past weekend and continues to hurt today. So my manager suggested that I go take some time on the massage chair. Turns out we have a small room with one of these:

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/productview.jhtml?sku=HW551BLK

Now, I’ll admit that I was skeptical. And I’ll admit also that a robotic massage is no substitute for a human massage. However, it was damn nice to spend 20 minutes reclining while this thing worked out the kinks in my back. Even nicer to spend that time on the clock. So far I’ve done nothing useful, but have consumed a lot of free caffeinated beverages and sugary snacks. And gotten compliments on how useful I’ve been.

Now I just need to find the foosball table and I’ll be all set back in 1998.