Time to go back to spending money on motorcycle parts

I’m single again.

I’m pretty sad and hurt and disappointed. But I’m not going to drink over it, unless you count Diet Coke.

She says that I’m perfect in every way except that she’s not attracted to me. Or not always attracted to me. Well, that’s sort of a non-negotiable item. I really prefer my girfriends to be into me. I can put up with a lot, but that’s crossing the line.

I feel like I just missed the deadline to claim the winnings from a lottery ticket.

Yeah yeah, God doesn’t close one door without opening another and clearly this means there’s someone better for me and it’s important for me to have someone that really wants me but all that turns into blah blah blah blah blah in the face of «Ow».