OK let's recap

If he can’t face John Kerry without breaking down in gibbering terror, what the hell makes you think he can stand up to Usama bin Laden?

I mean, sure, Kerry had some key advantages, like not sleeping through his debate classes because he was too hung over. And having an IQ higher than 80. So I guess it wasn’t a fair fight.

I don’t pretend it will help Kerry win, though. I seem to be out of touch with American values. I was brought up to value liberty and democracy. I was brought up to believe that the Constitution stands for something, and I was reminded repeatedly as a child of the sacrifices that have been made so that we might have our Constitution today. I was brought up to believe that right and wrong are not situational. OK people? Right and wrong did not change on September 11th.

If I had joined the military in October of 2001 (I was a single signature away), would you really trust that idiot Bush with my life?

Is this the sort of composure we expect from our leaders?

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