Everything I Need to Know About Dating I Learned on a Motorcycle

  • Be comfortable on your own before bringing someone else along.
  • Go too slow and be left behind; go too fast and crash.
  • No matter how thrilled you are, never forget that you can be hurt badly.
  • No matter how careful you think you should be, never forget to have fun.
  • If your heart isn’t in it, go home.
  • Trust what you ride.
  • Buy the object of your affection plenty of accessories.
  • Never cut corners with maintenance.
  • Pay full attention 110% of the time.
  • Always wear protection.