Cats and dogs
When someone claims their dog is smart it’s because the dog has learned to obey the person’s commands. When someone says their cat is smart it’s because the person has learned to obey the cat’s commands.1
- Yes, this picture means that I have given up on keeping Roxie off my desk to the extent that I actually put her bed there. It’s kind of nice having her curled up in front of me while I work, but I’m not going to pretend it was my idea. ↩