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OK, so if I were meant to fly, God would have given me wings, right? And if God had wanted me to be attractive, healthy, and athletic, He would have provided me with the means to afford running shoes and shorts, and three bicycles and would let me live in

Just once in my lifetime I would like to see a piece of open-source software with documentation that bears even slight resemblance to the software it purports to document. JUST ONCE. In particular I’ve wasted a day and a half on a MySQL installation. The docs say that the

It’s been a tough week. One more day and I think I get a three day weekend. That’s a good thing. I’m wearing more hats than I like at work, and I’m getting spread pretty thin. I’m setting up a webserver to move our sites

Didn’t get up in time to run this morning, in fact I woke up rather late. I blame the standing in the middle of Mission Street at 3am giving a statement to the police for my screwed up sleep. It may be only one factor, but it’s my

…I decide to wander outside in the middle of the night to tell the policemen what I saw, remember: long pants. And socks. Now I’m frozern. I hate that, even when I’m paying attention, I have lousy detail retention. How many shots was it? I think seven. What

Sounded like six or seven gunshots, followed by a blue celica and a white honda civic getting the hell off of my block as fast as they could. Now sirens. Can’t wait to get out of this neighborhood.

Melissa Auf der Maur’s “Taste You” has got to be the best song about a man losing an erection I’ve ever heard. I mean, who would have ever guessed you could make a good song out of that? [http://www.itunes.com] Taste You [itms://phobos.apple.com/